Our research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline.

Also this week:

Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money.

DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs.

Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays

Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.

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Our research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline.

Also this week:

Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money.

DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs.

Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays

Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.

You’re Welcome.

Our research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline.

Also this week:

Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money.

DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs.

Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays

Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.

You’re Welcome.

Today’s adventures in the water closet are about visiting hospitals and old comedy topics. Brian’s jokes swing to both extremes today, but don’t worry, none of his topics are current. A very hearty DeLiRiOuS visits a hospital for the first time, and has a 90s comedy experience. Allen’s emergency room visit is deemed unworthy, because no one got ice cream. Director Bobby can’t keep any of the sad casting couch footage.

You’re Welcome.

Today’s adventures in the water closet are about visiting hospitals and old comedy topics. Brian’s jokes swing to both extremes today, but don’t worry, none of his topics are current. A very hearty DeLiRiOuS visits a hospital for the first time, and has a 90s comedy experience. Allen’s emergency room visit is deemed unworthy, because no one got ice cream. Director Bobby can’t keep any of the sad casting couch footage.

You’re Welcome.

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Today’s adventures in the water closet are about visiting hospitals and old comedy topics. Brian’s jokes swing to both extremes today, but don’t worry, none of his topics are current. A very hearty DeLiRiOuS visits a hospital for the first time, and has a 90s comedy experience. Allen’s emergency room visit is deemed unworthy, because no one got ice cream. Director Bobby can’t keep any of the sad casting couch footage.

You’re Welcome.

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Tony is sick this week, so Bobby, Brian, and Allen the guest, are running the water closet. Into the ground. Instead of Wookie-chuffing at each other, like we normally do when DeLiRiOuS is out, we spend the day giggling at our own jokes, and shamelessly self-promoting our personal projects.

Eventually, we discuss the therapy of role-playing games, and the depressing realization that we caused the sad parts of a classic 80s movie. In the end, we’re all betas and omegas, pretending to be alphas. Except superactor Jeantonio Vanderas. He’s the genetic alpha male.

Robocop beat produced by Crank Lucas.

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Tony is sick this week, so Bobby, Brian, and Allen the guest, are running the water closet. Into the ground. Instead of Wookie-chuffing at each other, like we normally do when DeLiRiOuS is out, we spend the day giggling at our own jokes, and shamelessly self-promoting our personal projects.

Eventually, we discuss the therapy of role-playing games, and the depressing realization that we caused the sad parts of a classic 80s movie. In the end, we’re all betas and omegas, pretending to be alphas. Except superactor Jeantonio Vanderas. He’s the genetic alpha male.

Robocop beat produced by Crank Lucas.

You’re Welcome.

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Tony is sick this week, so Bobby, Brian, and Allen the guest, are running the water closet. Into the ground. Instead of Wookie-chuffing at each other, like we normally do when DeLiRiOuS is out, we spend the day giggling at our own jokes, and shamelessly self-promoting our personal projects.

Eventually, we discuss the therapy of role-playing games, and the depressing realization that we caused the sad parts of a classic 80s movie. In the end, we’re all betas and omegas, pretending to be alphas. Except superactor Jeantonio Vanderas. He’s the genetic alpha male.

Robocop beat produced by Crank Lucas.

You’re Welcome.

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This week in the water closet starts with sassy potion and awkward speakerphone calls. Then, we all discuss what level of fake combat, based on real combat, we would be willing to try. Turns out, the level of contact we want is near zero, as we consider LARPing.

Allen wants to LARP, but his Wookie persona can’t escape the room. Brain wants to be able to break character when he’s hungry, or to set up zingers. DeLiRiOuS would be the edgiest, most awesome character. Also, he’s a ninja. Bobby is from the past, and he’s been LARPing as a modern man this whole time.

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